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wibblywobblytime-ywimey:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

"I’m sorry I can’t draw well"

wibblywobblytime-ywimey:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

"I’m sorry I can’t draw well"

(via dont-stop-his-hearts)

vinebox:

People so fake

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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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themaebee:

Doctor Who meme | undernoticed quotes | (1/?) | The God Complex

“I’d forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe”

That line.

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itsajensenthing:

darthmoonmoon:

kaguramutsuki:

please watch this this video made me into who i am today

It is 1:30 and I am hollering laughing.

Do yourselves a favor and invest time in this man. He is hilarious!

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whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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misswho221b:

how I wake up on weekdays

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dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

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thatcountrygirlscountryboy:

serenading-solitude:

fucking flash right here

That’s some dad shit right there!

thatcountrygirlscountryboy:

serenading-solitude:

fucking flash right here

That’s some dad shit right there!

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brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

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rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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